Am fost la o prietena sa o ajut cu laptopul. God gracious, Sony Vaio... restart, restart, restart, restart, din restart in restart o tinea dar ca fapt divers, WIFI de la RDS la metrou, wow, jos palaria, 2mb/s minim, am ramas socata. In fine, uita-ti intamplarile, numai ciudati vezi pe la metrou:
Tip care vine sa cumpere: Ce tipuri de energizante aveti?
Amica mea: Am asta asta asta asta.
TIpul: Okay, vreau cate unul din fiecare.
Amica mea: Cate unu din fiecare? Sigur?
Tipul: Da. Fac colectie de cutii de energizante.
Si plateste vreo 32 de lei pentru energizantele alea si le trece pe o lista...
Tot azi, alt tip.
Tip: Hi. I want a Kent.
Amica: What type?
Tipul: Clark kent?
Amica: Clark Kent? No, I have kent x, y, z...
Tipul: You don't have Clark Kent?
Eu: Superman died a long time ago...
Amica: No.
Tipul: NO! I SAW HIM TODAY.
Eu: You saw who?
Tipul: Clark Kent.
Eu: You saw Clark Kent today? Oh and how was he? Same as ever?
Tipul: OMG YOU KNOW HIM??? I have all my respect for you!
Eu: Okay...
Amica mea: Umm, your cigarettes?
Tipul: Cigarettes? Why would I want cigarettes? I don't smoke and I want Clark Kent.
Amica mea: I don't have Clark kent hiding in here. Sorry.
Tipul: But your friend knows him!
Eu: Yeah, I know him. He sadly left us today, he flew to Argentina on a frog.
Tipul: Oh shoot, I missed him. Btw, do you have drugs?
Amica mea: No. Sorry. I only have food and drinks.
Tipul: Oh, I wanted some. I would have paid nice for them. Damn, how could I missed Clark Kent? *si incepe sa mearga si sa vorbeasca singur ca l-a pierdut pe Clark kent care s-a dus in argentina*
si noi am ramas in urma si amica mea "ala era drogat sau ratacit?" "drogat sigur, vroia sa ii dai droguri ca sa il vada pe superman, zbura pe-o broasca dupa el in argentina" si incepuram sa radem ca nebunele.
Tip care vine sa cumpere: Ce tipuri de energizante aveti?
Amica mea: Am asta asta asta asta.
TIpul: Okay, vreau cate unul din fiecare.
Amica mea: Cate unu din fiecare? Sigur?
Tipul: Da. Fac colectie de cutii de energizante.
Si plateste vreo 32 de lei pentru energizantele alea si le trece pe o lista...
Tot azi, alt tip.
Tip: Hi. I want a Kent.
Amica: What type?
Tipul: Clark kent?
Amica: Clark Kent? No, I have kent x, y, z...
Tipul: You don't have Clark Kent?
Eu: Superman died a long time ago...
Amica: No.
Tipul: NO! I SAW HIM TODAY.
Eu: You saw who?
Tipul: Clark Kent.
Eu: You saw Clark Kent today? Oh and how was he? Same as ever?
Tipul: OMG YOU KNOW HIM??? I have all my respect for you!
Eu: Okay...
Amica mea: Umm, your cigarettes?
Tipul: Cigarettes? Why would I want cigarettes? I don't smoke and I want Clark Kent.
Amica mea: I don't have Clark kent hiding in here. Sorry.
Tipul: But your friend knows him!
Eu: Yeah, I know him. He sadly left us today, he flew to Argentina on a frog.
Tipul: Oh shoot, I missed him. Btw, do you have drugs?
Amica mea: No. Sorry. I only have food and drinks.
Tipul: Oh, I wanted some. I would have paid nice for them. Damn, how could I missed Clark Kent? *si incepe sa mearga si sa vorbeasca singur ca l-a pierdut pe Clark kent care s-a dus in argentina*
si noi am ramas in urma si amica mea "ala era drogat sau ratacit?" "drogat sigur, vroia sa ii dai droguri ca sa il vada pe superman, zbura pe-o broasca dupa el in argentina" si incepuram sa radem ca nebunele.