20-05-2012, 07:01 PM
Dear Santa Claus,
This year, I have been a very good little girl. I have sometimes lied, and I have rarely helped my daddy with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me polite, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring earrings. For my daddy, please bring a new money clip. For my big brother, please bring a soccer ball. For my doggy, please bring non-surgical sterilization. Oh – and for my case worker, please bring some fruit cake.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Scooby Doo videos, and front row tickets to Eminem – plus backstage passes so I can get autographs! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the pudding I left out for you.
Sincerely,
Senji's fan
PS: Please say hello to the baby Jesus.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember SATANA? He has been a really naughty cry-baby all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put homework in their stocking. Thanks!
This year, I have been a very good little girl. I have sometimes lied, and I have rarely helped my daddy with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me polite, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring earrings. For my daddy, please bring a new money clip. For my big brother, please bring a soccer ball. For my doggy, please bring non-surgical sterilization. Oh – and for my case worker, please bring some fruit cake.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Scooby Doo videos, and front row tickets to Eminem – plus backstage passes so I can get autographs! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the pudding I left out for you.
Sincerely,
Senji's fan
PS: Please say hello to the baby Jesus.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember SATANA? He has been a really naughty cry-baby all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put homework in their stocking. Thanks!
"Forgive you? Why? It's not like I'm mad or anything. You were the one who got angry; just like you said, I was being too nosy. I've always been like that, not knowing my boundaries. I'm the type who'll water a plant til it drowns."
- Yokozawa Takafumi no Baai, vol. 2