Level 4
Location: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
"I guess we're in Hogwarts. The school for witches, warlocks, and wizards," Key told the group. Everyone was petrified by the strangeness of the magical world. It wasn't the sort of magic that is lively, colorful, and filled with rainbows and unicorns, but a darker kind of magic filled with ominous haunting voices in the wind.
"It's scary here. Let's sleep outside," Taemin said, proceeding to walk back and take the Hogwarts Express.
"Don't be silly. Of course we need to go in and find the Turkish Delights. It's a bit difficult this time considering that we're hunting for not one but five," Jonghyun pulled Taemin back to the group.
"Plus, if you take that train, who knows where you'll end up? We're in a game, and it might be some kind of vortex," Kyuhyun said.
So, without further delay, the group marched in through the doors of Hogwarts, with the worst fears and premonitions.
*in the Great Hall*
The doors of the Great Hall suddenly opened wide and everyone was staring at them in shock, surprise, and some even in fear. It was the start of the semester and the students were having the annual opening dinner at the Great Hall.
"Who are they?" Hermione asked Ron and Harry who were busy eating the plateful of desserts. "What are they doing here?"
"They must be the toadnappers. You know...the ones who stole my toad," Neville said nonchalantly.
"OR they could be spies for You-Know-Who," Ron said, his mouth still full of cakes.
"Oh c'mon everyone!" Harry said seriously and in an 'as-a-matter-of-fact' tone of voice. "If they were the spies of Voldemort-" Harry paused because at the sudden mention of the Dark Lord's name, everyone gasped in shock. "- they wouldn’t just rush in like that. They’d be….oh I don’t know…SNEAKIER!?"
"You're right, Potter. Perhaps they're just a bunch of newbies or transfer students," George Weasley said in general.
With that, the Gryffindor table dismissed the whole case and listened to the headmaster who started his 'Welcome-to-another-year-at-Hogwarts' speech.
"As you all know, my name is Albus Dumbledore, and at my right is my slave err- I mean trusted Potions professor, Severus Snape," Dumbledore started but then, he noticed the Super Junior and SHINee members standing in the center of the Great Hall, wondering where they are.
"Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You must be the new transferee students," the headmaster greeted them warmly.
"Well, we were just-" Leeteuk tried to explain their situation, but he was cut off as they were being brought to the center table by Professor McGonagall.
"Oh calm dow. Everyone gets nervous at the beginning..It’ll all get better," Professor Dumbledore said in an assuring voice, then motioned for Professor McGonagall to do the sorting. "Minerva, the sorting hat please!"
In a few moments, Professor McGonagall arrived with the black, old, and wrinkly sorting hat. None of the boys were given the chance to explain as they were made to put on the sorting hat.
Sortings:
Gryffindor- Eunhyuk, Donghae, Sungmin, Onew, Yesung
Slytherin- Heechul, Kangin, Jonghyun
Ravenclaw- Leeteuk, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Siwon, Key
Hufflepuff- Shindong, Ryeowook, Hankyung, Taemin, Minho
They were all sorted. All except for Chaemin. The Sorting Hat was confused at which house she should be placed at. Very very confused.
"Chaemin, where shall I place you?" the Sorting Hat started, deep in thought and analysis. "You’re not very smart, I see, so Ravenclaw’s out of the picture. And you do not seem to be the type who would run into a burning building to save your friends, so there go Gryffindor and Hufflepuff too. And green wouldn’t suit you, so you’re not a Slytherin either. Hmmm, it seems like I have to invent a new house, just for you."
"A new house?" there were whispers and murmurs of students in the Great Hall. Never in the history of Hogwarts had the Sorting hat motioned to create a fifth house.
"Yes, yes. A new house. Chaemin will be put in...." the Sorting Hat thought of a name for the new house. "WUDDLYFOOFIE!!"
"WUDDLYFOOFIE?!?!" everyone in the Great Hall exclaimed.
"Yes, Wuddlyfoofie. It’s a new house! It’s for people who are dumb, cowards, not very loyal, and don’t fit in green. It’s color is pink, and it’s symbol will be earthworm," the Sorting Hat announced.
In a poof, the Super Junior, SHINee, and Chaemin's outfits were changed into Hogwarts school uniform: Black robes with the picture of their house symbols in their uniforms.
Everyone took their seats in their respective tables, but since Wuddlyfoofie hasn't got a table yet, Chaemin was made to sit with the Gryffindors.
"So, you're new transfer students huh? Where are you from?" Harry asked the Koreans enthusiastically.
"Uhh...Korea," Donghae answered.
"Korea, you say? That's strange. I've never heard of Korean Magical Schools before. Must be new," Hermione said to them.
"Wuddlyfoofie?! hahahaha," Ron started laughing hard until his stomach hurt. "I can't take it anymore. It's just so funny I could laugh the whole day. Wuddlyfoofie." Ron obviously had the time of his life, laughing his soul out and making fun of Chaemin.
"Shut up freak!" Chaemin glared at him.
"Freak? Speak for yourself. Who are you calling 'freak,' freak? And aren't you a bit too old to be a student? Does that mean you're in someway retarded or something? Oh yeah I forgot...you're in Wuddlyfoofie" Ron asked, then literally fell of the chair because of extreme laughter.
"Ron!" Hermione reprimanded, hitting him with her D.A.D.A. (Defense Against the Dark Arts) book. "Don't ever say that again! It's very rude!"
"Anyway, do you know where to find the Turkish Delights here?" Eunhyuk asked.
Neville suddenly beamed up and joined in the conversation. "Turkish delights? You’ve come to the right place! We’ve got all sorts of food here!. Especially the every-flavor jelly beans! Includes mucus flavors too. George hooked one up before, right George?"
"Don't remind me," George said, remembering how disgusting the taste was.
"No, no. The Turkish Delights that are gold, and glowing. You know where we can find them?" Yesung clarified.
"Well, you could always try the loo," Harry told them, a streak of sureness crossed his face.
"The loo?" Sungmin asked. He wasn't sure if he heard it right. The Turkish Delights were hidden in a bathroom?
"Yeah. Maybe they have one there. It's upstairs. Second floor, then turn left. Last room at the end of the East Wing," Harry gave them the directions.
"Thanks a lot!"
The desperate boys gathered together, along with Chaemin, all 19 of them (13 + 5 + 1) rushed up the direction of the bathroom Harry directed them. Soon, they found a door at the end of the east wing that has the word "BATHROOM" inscribed on it.
"That's really weird. They store the Turkish Delights in here?" Ryeowook asked his friends who were sorted in Gryffindor.
"Talk about inconvenient," Kibum said.
"...and weird," Key added.
"Well, we haven't got much of a choice either. Let's just find those darn things and let's get the heck outta here," Hankyung told everyone, who instantly agreed.
*inside the bathroom*
Everyone kept on searching the entire place for any signs of Turkish Delights being hidden in the bathroom, but no matter how hard they try, there were no Turkish Delights in sight.
"There are no Turkish Delights in here," Chaemin announced to everyone, who grew more disappointed.
"As much as I would like to disagree with this Wuddlyfoofie over here, she's right. There aren't any Turkish Delights in here," Jonghyun seconded.
"What are we going to do now?" Shindong asked.
"Seems like we're stuck here for quite some time until we find all Turkish Delights. Just calm down and be patient guys. Things will work out," Siwon assured everyone with a convincing and soothing voice.
Just as they were about to give up searching the bathroom for Turkish Delights, they heard a ghastly shrill. They see a partly transparent girl floating in midair, who looked very very angry. Her eyes were filled with rage, and her voice was equally frightening as well.
"INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!!!! This is MY bathroom! Most importantly, this is a GIRL’S bathroom! None of you are girls!" Moaning Myrtle began screaming, which frightened them. All of them were shaking, trying to hide from Moaning Myrtle's angry eyes.
"I'm a girl!" Chaemin happily announced, but Myrtle shrugged it off.
"You are no girl! You are a creep! You are no exemption!" Moaning Myrtle screamed in front of her face, sending Chaemin shivering in fear.
Chaemin, Super Junior, and SHINee all face the wrath of Moaning Myrtle. She plans to dispose them all for entering her bathroom which is strictly off-limits to everyone, especially boys (with the exemption of harry, of course). They all try to find a good place to hide from her in the bathroom, but they couldn't possibly hide from her forever. Sooner or later she's going to catch them and when she does, they were dead meat.
How can they survive? Will they fall into doom before the game gets into them?
It has been a few minutes since the Super Junior and SHINee members (plus a Wuddlyfoofie) had been stuck in the bathroom, and it seemed as if there was no way out.
-meanwhile in the Great Hall-
"Uhhh, Harry?" Hermione suddenly asked the boy-who-lived.
"What Herms?"
"For the nth time, don't call me Herms! My name is Hermione. Anyway, the Korean transfer students, I was thinking about them. When you gave them directions to the loo, did you say 'Second floor, then turn left. Last room at the end of the East Wing'?"
"Well, yeah. I think so," Harry responded nonchalantly.
"But that was Moaning Myrtle's bathroom!" Hermione worriedly told him.
"Oh no! She'll rip them to shreds!" Ron said in forethought.
"Or worse," Neville added.
"Not if the great Harry Potter has something to say about it. C'mon loyal sidekicks! Its' Ghostbusters operation time!Let's go kick some ghost butt." With this, Harry and the others ran to the direction of Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, although it was quite difficult to get Ron out of the dining table since he was busily stuffing waffles in his mouth.
*in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom*
Harry, Hermione, Ron (whose mouth was full of stuffed waffles), Luna, Ginny, and Neville barged in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. They saw the Koreans shivering in fright as Moaning Myrtle started playing hide and seek. Moaning Myrtle was obviously outraged at having unknown people at her bathroom, and there was a murderous glint in her eyes. The six pointed their wands threateningly at Myrtle.
"Fear not Korean transfer students! 'Cause I, the brave and great Harry Potter, defeater of the Dark Lord as many as...ummm-" he paused, counting with his fingers how many times he actually defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, then continued. "...well, at least five times; defeater of all evil, am here to save the day!"
"Ahem," Hermione, Ron, Luna, Ginny, and Neville, cleared their throats because it seemed as if someone forgot them.
"Oh and some help from my trusty sidekicks too."
"Oh no! I'm doomed for the great Harry Potter and his sidekicks are here! I better get the hell out of here!" Moaning Myrtle panicked, and dived into the nearest toilet creating a huge splash, totally wetting the 19 Koreans. Then, she pressed the flush button and a muffled scream could be heard.
"That's disgusting," Onew commented the toilet-diving thing.
"We're disgusting," Heechul said, looking at everyone's uniforms wet with toilet water.
Suddenly, the door opened wide and Percy the Prefect appeared with a piece of rolled parchment, which were the school rules, or rather, revised school rules. Leeteuk and Onew read all the rules aloud:
Things I MUST NOT DO at Hogwarts
1. I must not tell Dumbledore that I am a spy for Rumbleroar.
2. I must not throw shampoo and conditioner at Professor Snape.
3. I will not tell Cho Chang that Cedric Diggory is really a vampire named Edward.
4. I must not run through the hallways screaming "The muggles are coming, the muggles are coming!" during class.
5. …or before class.
6. …or after.
7. I will not say the phase 'Dude get a life' to Lord Voldemort
8. I must not dye the Death Eaters robes Pink.
9. I will not use my iPod and play VERY VERY loudly "Sexy Back" when Professor Snape enters the room
10. I will not use my iPod and play VERY VERY loudly "Who let the dogs out" when Professor Lupin enters the room
11. I must not call Professor McGonagall "kitty" or Catwoman, even if she looks funny in leather tights.
12. I will not buy Draco Malfoy a Tutu and insist that all the "cool" guys are wearing them these days.
13. I will not go through the Great Hall screaming "Professor Snape is a Death Eater!" from choirsinger.
14. I must not yell "Basilisk! Behind you!"
15. …especially near muggle-born wizards.
16. …that includes Hermoine.
17. I must not dress up as a dementor and attempt to kiss Harry Potter.
18. …even if I fancy him.
19. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
20. I will not ask Professor Trelawney if she stole her clothes from a muggle circus
21. I will not go into class with a 'Death Eater & Proud' T-shirt
22. I must not sing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz" while on my way down to the Headmaster's office.
23. I will not run into the great hall yelling "Death Eaters, Death Eaters, Death Eaters in the dungeons" when I am actually referring to the Slytherins.
24. I will not force all the teachers to take a muggle final exam and laugh when they all fail.
25. Professor Umbridge is not the Wicked Witch of the West.
26. … so Professor Umbridge will not melt if a bucket of water is poured over her head.
27. …I must not test this.
28. …and she does not have an army of flying monkeys, so I must stop asking to see them.
29. I must not bring fortune cookies into Divination as an assignment and expect to get full credit.
30. …even if the fortune is proved correct.
31. I must not eat anything given to me by the Weasley twins.
32. I must not gesture toward Harry Potter's scar and ask if his "Voldy senses are tingling".
33. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
34. I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
35. Hissing is not the same as Parceltongue.
36. I must not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
37. I must not sing the Batman theme song when the Dark Mark is present.
38. I must not bet to see who comes out alive after locking Gryffindors and Slytherins together.
39. …I must not test this.
40. I must not start bets to see how long each D.A.D.A. teacher will last, as this is not a proper way to make money.
41. I will not call the Weasleys "expired carrots"
42. I must not convince first-years that if you take Astronomy you will be abducted by aliens.
43. I must not get the Sorting Hat drunk as it only makes his song funny the first time.
44. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
45. I must not call Dumbledore "Santa Clause".
46. I must not bungee-jump from the Astronomy tower.
47. I must not make actual tea in Professor Trelawney's class, nor must I drink it.
48. Mary Poppins is not a potion-brewer and therefore I should not follow her advice and add a "spoonful of sugar" to any potion in Professor Snape's classroom.
49. Professor Lupin does not need nor want a flea collar, and I should not offer him one.
50. …even for free.
51. The Forbidden Forest is not full of yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell first-years that it is.
52. I should not dress up as Voldemort
53. I must not replace broomsticks with vacuum cleaners and tell the Quidditch players they're the latest models.
54. If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell "MORPHIN' TIME!" every time I change.
55. I must not convince Hagrid that Pokemon are real and should be introduced to the class.
56. "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfiguration spell.
57. I must not call Slytherin girls "Voldy's Angels".
58. Just because there are only 3 Unforgiveable Curses doesn't make any other curse "pretty much forgivable".
59. I must not try to break into Gringotts.
60. I must not place spiders on Ronald Weasley's head.
61. …even if it is funny when he squeals like a little girl.
62. I must not poke Hufflepuff students with spoons.
63. …or tease them about their colors.
64. …even if they do look like overgrown bees.
65. I must not write "DRINK ME" on any potions or vials in Professor Snape's classroom.
66. Professor Lupin is not a "nice doggy".
67. …neither is The Grim.
68. I must not write things on the walls in red paint.
69. …not even if I use real blood.
70. I am not permitted to have my own private army.
71. …or minions.
72. I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
73. I must not feed first-years to Fluffy.
74. …even if he looks hungry.
75. I must not try to put a satellite dish on top of the astronomy tower, no matter how clear the picture would be.
76. I must not use the house-elves as my own personal minions.
77. …or as backup singers.
78. …or dancers.
79. I must not shave Snape's hair off.
80. …I must not make said shaved hair into a wig and wear it to Potion's class.
81. …No one cares if it makes me feel pretty
82. I must not refer to Voldemort as "Baldymort". He does not appreciate it
83. I must not run through the great hall screaming 'TROLL, IN THE DUNGEON'
84. …especially not on Halloween
85. I must not dress up in a dementors cloak and attempt to "kiss" my friends.
86. I must not dress up in a cloak and levitate Harry Potter until he agrees to go out with me.
87. I must not pretend to speak parsletongue by hissing a lot.
88. I must not flick dung bombs into Snape's office and blame it on Ginny Weasley.
89. I must stop obsessing over Ginny Weasley's Death and my marrying Harry Potter and mothering countless children with him because its never going to happen.
90…unless I kill Ginny
91. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Loogius" (loggie means snot)
92. I will not ask Cho if her parents accidently sneezed when they named her.
93. I will not say loudly so that Professor Snape can hear, "Whoever this Half-Blood Prince guy was, I'd like to meet him because he sounds really really HOT!"
94. I will not draw designs on my skin and say, "Look everyone, I've got a scar too!"
95. I will not raise my hand during Double Potions with Slytherins and tell Professor Snape that I appreciated him lending me his shoulder to cry on.
96. I will not call Ron, "Won-Won" because I know that it irks just about every female in Gryffindor.
97. I will not conjure a snake out of nowhere during a duel, because seriously that is the lamest spell ever.
98. I will not switch my essay with Hermione's just so I can say that I'm smart.
99. I will not rearrange the letters in my name to something evil sounding. On this note, I am also not to get a group of followers and call them something evil. Along with the above, I am not to get everyone similar tattoos.
100.Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "Phantom of the Opera
"Seems like we'll be stuck in this school for a while," Jonghyun confirmed everyone. No student knew where the Turkish Delights were hidden and they'll probably spend a few weeks looking for it.
As for the new school rules, everyone took their time listing down every single one.
"Oh, and just for the record in case you didn't know, Voldy is the bald-head dude with no nose, freaky teeth, bony hands, and is just plain ugly. He's the enemy," Harry informed them.
"Do you think he has the Turkish Delights?" Taemin asked.
"No one knows. I guess we'll just have to find out together," Ginny replied.
"For now, we better get back to our dormitories. It's late and classes start early tomorrow," Hermione said and led the new Gryffindors to the common room. The others went back to their respective houses.
Tomorrow, they were to attend classes.
Will magic prove disastrous for the Super Junior and SHINee members?
Terminology/ HP Dictionary (in case you haven't watched the movie or read the book):
muggle- non-magical people
Death Eaters- followers of Voldemort. generally, they're evil
dementor- foul creatures who suck the soul of the living via the "dementor's kiss"
parceltongue- language of snakes and serpents
dark mark- symbol of Voldemort and his Death eaters. Kinda like a tatoo on their arm
Gringotts- bank in the wizarding world
Location: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
"I guess we're in Hogwarts. The school for witches, warlocks, and wizards," Key told the group. Everyone was petrified by the strangeness of the magical world. It wasn't the sort of magic that is lively, colorful, and filled with rainbows and unicorns, but a darker kind of magic filled with ominous haunting voices in the wind.
"It's scary here. Let's sleep outside," Taemin said, proceeding to walk back and take the Hogwarts Express.
"Don't be silly. Of course we need to go in and find the Turkish Delights. It's a bit difficult this time considering that we're hunting for not one but five," Jonghyun pulled Taemin back to the group.
"Plus, if you take that train, who knows where you'll end up? We're in a game, and it might be some kind of vortex," Kyuhyun said.
So, without further delay, the group marched in through the doors of Hogwarts, with the worst fears and premonitions.
*in the Great Hall*
The doors of the Great Hall suddenly opened wide and everyone was staring at them in shock, surprise, and some even in fear. It was the start of the semester and the students were having the annual opening dinner at the Great Hall.
"Who are they?" Hermione asked Ron and Harry who were busy eating the plateful of desserts. "What are they doing here?"
"They must be the toadnappers. You know...the ones who stole my toad," Neville said nonchalantly.
"OR they could be spies for You-Know-Who," Ron said, his mouth still full of cakes.
"Oh c'mon everyone!" Harry said seriously and in an 'as-a-matter-of-fact' tone of voice. "If they were the spies of Voldemort-" Harry paused because at the sudden mention of the Dark Lord's name, everyone gasped in shock. "- they wouldn’t just rush in like that. They’d be….oh I don’t know…SNEAKIER!?"
"You're right, Potter. Perhaps they're just a bunch of newbies or transfer students," George Weasley said in general.
With that, the Gryffindor table dismissed the whole case and listened to the headmaster who started his 'Welcome-to-another-year-at-Hogwarts' speech.
"As you all know, my name is Albus Dumbledore, and at my right is my slave err- I mean trusted Potions professor, Severus Snape," Dumbledore started but then, he noticed the Super Junior and SHINee members standing in the center of the Great Hall, wondering where they are.
"Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You must be the new transferee students," the headmaster greeted them warmly.
"Well, we were just-" Leeteuk tried to explain their situation, but he was cut off as they were being brought to the center table by Professor McGonagall.
"Oh calm dow. Everyone gets nervous at the beginning..It’ll all get better," Professor Dumbledore said in an assuring voice, then motioned for Professor McGonagall to do the sorting. "Minerva, the sorting hat please!"
In a few moments, Professor McGonagall arrived with the black, old, and wrinkly sorting hat. None of the boys were given the chance to explain as they were made to put on the sorting hat.
Sortings:
Gryffindor- Eunhyuk, Donghae, Sungmin, Onew, Yesung
Slytherin- Heechul, Kangin, Jonghyun
Ravenclaw- Leeteuk, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Siwon, Key
Hufflepuff- Shindong, Ryeowook, Hankyung, Taemin, Minho
They were all sorted. All except for Chaemin. The Sorting Hat was confused at which house she should be placed at. Very very confused.
"Chaemin, where shall I place you?" the Sorting Hat started, deep in thought and analysis. "You’re not very smart, I see, so Ravenclaw’s out of the picture. And you do not seem to be the type who would run into a burning building to save your friends, so there go Gryffindor and Hufflepuff too. And green wouldn’t suit you, so you’re not a Slytherin either. Hmmm, it seems like I have to invent a new house, just for you."
"A new house?" there were whispers and murmurs of students in the Great Hall. Never in the history of Hogwarts had the Sorting hat motioned to create a fifth house.
"Yes, yes. A new house. Chaemin will be put in...." the Sorting Hat thought of a name for the new house. "WUDDLYFOOFIE!!"
"WUDDLYFOOFIE?!?!" everyone in the Great Hall exclaimed.
"Yes, Wuddlyfoofie. It’s a new house! It’s for people who are dumb, cowards, not very loyal, and don’t fit in green. It’s color is pink, and it’s symbol will be earthworm," the Sorting Hat announced.
In a poof, the Super Junior, SHINee, and Chaemin's outfits were changed into Hogwarts school uniform: Black robes with the picture of their house symbols in their uniforms.
Everyone took their seats in their respective tables, but since Wuddlyfoofie hasn't got a table yet, Chaemin was made to sit with the Gryffindors.
"So, you're new transfer students huh? Where are you from?" Harry asked the Koreans enthusiastically.
"Uhh...Korea," Donghae answered.
"Korea, you say? That's strange. I've never heard of Korean Magical Schools before. Must be new," Hermione said to them.
"Wuddlyfoofie?! hahahaha," Ron started laughing hard until his stomach hurt. "I can't take it anymore. It's just so funny I could laugh the whole day. Wuddlyfoofie." Ron obviously had the time of his life, laughing his soul out and making fun of Chaemin.
"Shut up freak!" Chaemin glared at him.
"Freak? Speak for yourself. Who are you calling 'freak,' freak? And aren't you a bit too old to be a student? Does that mean you're in someway retarded or something? Oh yeah I forgot...you're in Wuddlyfoofie" Ron asked, then literally fell of the chair because of extreme laughter.
"Ron!" Hermione reprimanded, hitting him with her D.A.D.A. (Defense Against the Dark Arts) book. "Don't ever say that again! It's very rude!"
"Anyway, do you know where to find the Turkish Delights here?" Eunhyuk asked.
Neville suddenly beamed up and joined in the conversation. "Turkish delights? You’ve come to the right place! We’ve got all sorts of food here!. Especially the every-flavor jelly beans! Includes mucus flavors too. George hooked one up before, right George?"
"Don't remind me," George said, remembering how disgusting the taste was.
"No, no. The Turkish Delights that are gold, and glowing. You know where we can find them?" Yesung clarified.
"Well, you could always try the loo," Harry told them, a streak of sureness crossed his face.
"The loo?" Sungmin asked. He wasn't sure if he heard it right. The Turkish Delights were hidden in a bathroom?
"Yeah. Maybe they have one there. It's upstairs. Second floor, then turn left. Last room at the end of the East Wing," Harry gave them the directions.
"Thanks a lot!"
The desperate boys gathered together, along with Chaemin, all 19 of them (13 + 5 + 1) rushed up the direction of the bathroom Harry directed them. Soon, they found a door at the end of the east wing that has the word "BATHROOM" inscribed on it.
"That's really weird. They store the Turkish Delights in here?" Ryeowook asked his friends who were sorted in Gryffindor.
"Talk about inconvenient," Kibum said.
"...and weird," Key added.
"Well, we haven't got much of a choice either. Let's just find those darn things and let's get the heck outta here," Hankyung told everyone, who instantly agreed.
*inside the bathroom*
Everyone kept on searching the entire place for any signs of Turkish Delights being hidden in the bathroom, but no matter how hard they try, there were no Turkish Delights in sight.
"There are no Turkish Delights in here," Chaemin announced to everyone, who grew more disappointed.
"As much as I would like to disagree with this Wuddlyfoofie over here, she's right. There aren't any Turkish Delights in here," Jonghyun seconded.
"What are we going to do now?" Shindong asked.
"Seems like we're stuck here for quite some time until we find all Turkish Delights. Just calm down and be patient guys. Things will work out," Siwon assured everyone with a convincing and soothing voice.
Just as they were about to give up searching the bathroom for Turkish Delights, they heard a ghastly shrill. They see a partly transparent girl floating in midair, who looked very very angry. Her eyes were filled with rage, and her voice was equally frightening as well.
"INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!!!! This is MY bathroom! Most importantly, this is a GIRL’S bathroom! None of you are girls!" Moaning Myrtle began screaming, which frightened them. All of them were shaking, trying to hide from Moaning Myrtle's angry eyes.
"I'm a girl!" Chaemin happily announced, but Myrtle shrugged it off.
"You are no girl! You are a creep! You are no exemption!" Moaning Myrtle screamed in front of her face, sending Chaemin shivering in fear.
Chaemin, Super Junior, and SHINee all face the wrath of Moaning Myrtle. She plans to dispose them all for entering her bathroom which is strictly off-limits to everyone, especially boys (with the exemption of harry, of course). They all try to find a good place to hide from her in the bathroom, but they couldn't possibly hide from her forever. Sooner or later she's going to catch them and when she does, they were dead meat.
How can they survive? Will they fall into doom before the game gets into them?
It has been a few minutes since the Super Junior and SHINee members (plus a Wuddlyfoofie) had been stuck in the bathroom, and it seemed as if there was no way out.
-meanwhile in the Great Hall-
"Uhhh, Harry?" Hermione suddenly asked the boy-who-lived.
"What Herms?"
"For the nth time, don't call me Herms! My name is Hermione. Anyway, the Korean transfer students, I was thinking about them. When you gave them directions to the loo, did you say 'Second floor, then turn left. Last room at the end of the East Wing'?"
"Well, yeah. I think so," Harry responded nonchalantly.
"But that was Moaning Myrtle's bathroom!" Hermione worriedly told him.
"Oh no! She'll rip them to shreds!" Ron said in forethought.
"Or worse," Neville added.
"Not if the great Harry Potter has something to say about it. C'mon loyal sidekicks! Its' Ghostbusters operation time!Let's go kick some ghost butt." With this, Harry and the others ran to the direction of Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, although it was quite difficult to get Ron out of the dining table since he was busily stuffing waffles in his mouth.
*in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom*
Harry, Hermione, Ron (whose mouth was full of stuffed waffles), Luna, Ginny, and Neville barged in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. They saw the Koreans shivering in fright as Moaning Myrtle started playing hide and seek. Moaning Myrtle was obviously outraged at having unknown people at her bathroom, and there was a murderous glint in her eyes. The six pointed their wands threateningly at Myrtle.
"Fear not Korean transfer students! 'Cause I, the brave and great Harry Potter, defeater of the Dark Lord as many as...ummm-" he paused, counting with his fingers how many times he actually defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, then continued. "...well, at least five times; defeater of all evil, am here to save the day!"
"Ahem," Hermione, Ron, Luna, Ginny, and Neville, cleared their throats because it seemed as if someone forgot them.
"Oh and some help from my trusty sidekicks too."
"Oh no! I'm doomed for the great Harry Potter and his sidekicks are here! I better get the hell out of here!" Moaning Myrtle panicked, and dived into the nearest toilet creating a huge splash, totally wetting the 19 Koreans. Then, she pressed the flush button and a muffled scream could be heard.
"That's disgusting," Onew commented the toilet-diving thing.
"We're disgusting," Heechul said, looking at everyone's uniforms wet with toilet water.
Suddenly, the door opened wide and Percy the Prefect appeared with a piece of rolled parchment, which were the school rules, or rather, revised school rules. Leeteuk and Onew read all the rules aloud:
Things I MUST NOT DO at Hogwarts
1. I must not tell Dumbledore that I am a spy for Rumbleroar.
2. I must not throw shampoo and conditioner at Professor Snape.
3. I will not tell Cho Chang that Cedric Diggory is really a vampire named Edward.
4. I must not run through the hallways screaming "The muggles are coming, the muggles are coming!" during class.
5. …or before class.
6. …or after.
7. I will not say the phase 'Dude get a life' to Lord Voldemort
8. I must not dye the Death Eaters robes Pink.
9. I will not use my iPod and play VERY VERY loudly "Sexy Back" when Professor Snape enters the room
10. I will not use my iPod and play VERY VERY loudly "Who let the dogs out" when Professor Lupin enters the room
11. I must not call Professor McGonagall "kitty" or Catwoman, even if she looks funny in leather tights.
12. I will not buy Draco Malfoy a Tutu and insist that all the "cool" guys are wearing them these days.
13. I will not go through the Great Hall screaming "Professor Snape is a Death Eater!" from choirsinger.
14. I must not yell "Basilisk! Behind you!"
15. …especially near muggle-born wizards.
16. …that includes Hermoine.
17. I must not dress up as a dementor and attempt to kiss Harry Potter.
18. …even if I fancy him.
19. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
20. I will not ask Professor Trelawney if she stole her clothes from a muggle circus
21. I will not go into class with a 'Death Eater & Proud' T-shirt
22. I must not sing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz" while on my way down to the Headmaster's office.
23. I will not run into the great hall yelling "Death Eaters, Death Eaters, Death Eaters in the dungeons" when I am actually referring to the Slytherins.
24. I will not force all the teachers to take a muggle final exam and laugh when they all fail.
25. Professor Umbridge is not the Wicked Witch of the West.
26. … so Professor Umbridge will not melt if a bucket of water is poured over her head.
27. …I must not test this.
28. …and she does not have an army of flying monkeys, so I must stop asking to see them.
29. I must not bring fortune cookies into Divination as an assignment and expect to get full credit.
30. …even if the fortune is proved correct.
31. I must not eat anything given to me by the Weasley twins.
32. I must not gesture toward Harry Potter's scar and ask if his "Voldy senses are tingling".
33. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
34. I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
35. Hissing is not the same as Parceltongue.
36. I must not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
37. I must not sing the Batman theme song when the Dark Mark is present.
38. I must not bet to see who comes out alive after locking Gryffindors and Slytherins together.
39. …I must not test this.
40. I must not start bets to see how long each D.A.D.A. teacher will last, as this is not a proper way to make money.
41. I will not call the Weasleys "expired carrots"
42. I must not convince first-years that if you take Astronomy you will be abducted by aliens.
43. I must not get the Sorting Hat drunk as it only makes his song funny the first time.
44. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
45. I must not call Dumbledore "Santa Clause".
46. I must not bungee-jump from the Astronomy tower.
47. I must not make actual tea in Professor Trelawney's class, nor must I drink it.
48. Mary Poppins is not a potion-brewer and therefore I should not follow her advice and add a "spoonful of sugar" to any potion in Professor Snape's classroom.
49. Professor Lupin does not need nor want a flea collar, and I should not offer him one.
50. …even for free.
51. The Forbidden Forest is not full of yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell first-years that it is.
52. I should not dress up as Voldemort
53. I must not replace broomsticks with vacuum cleaners and tell the Quidditch players they're the latest models.
54. If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell "MORPHIN' TIME!" every time I change.
55. I must not convince Hagrid that Pokemon are real and should be introduced to the class.
56. "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfiguration spell.
57. I must not call Slytherin girls "Voldy's Angels".
58. Just because there are only 3 Unforgiveable Curses doesn't make any other curse "pretty much forgivable".
59. I must not try to break into Gringotts.
60. I must not place spiders on Ronald Weasley's head.
61. …even if it is funny when he squeals like a little girl.
62. I must not poke Hufflepuff students with spoons.
63. …or tease them about their colors.
64. …even if they do look like overgrown bees.
65. I must not write "DRINK ME" on any potions or vials in Professor Snape's classroom.
66. Professor Lupin is not a "nice doggy".
67. …neither is The Grim.
68. I must not write things on the walls in red paint.
69. …not even if I use real blood.
70. I am not permitted to have my own private army.
71. …or minions.
72. I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
73. I must not feed first-years to Fluffy.
74. …even if he looks hungry.
75. I must not try to put a satellite dish on top of the astronomy tower, no matter how clear the picture would be.
76. I must not use the house-elves as my own personal minions.
77. …or as backup singers.
78. …or dancers.
79. I must not shave Snape's hair off.
80. …I must not make said shaved hair into a wig and wear it to Potion's class.
81. …No one cares if it makes me feel pretty
82. I must not refer to Voldemort as "Baldymort". He does not appreciate it
83. I must not run through the great hall screaming 'TROLL, IN THE DUNGEON'
84. …especially not on Halloween
85. I must not dress up in a dementors cloak and attempt to "kiss" my friends.
86. I must not dress up in a cloak and levitate Harry Potter until he agrees to go out with me.
87. I must not pretend to speak parsletongue by hissing a lot.
88. I must not flick dung bombs into Snape's office and blame it on Ginny Weasley.
89. I must stop obsessing over Ginny Weasley's Death and my marrying Harry Potter and mothering countless children with him because its never going to happen.
90…unless I kill Ginny
91. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Loogius" (loggie means snot)
92. I will not ask Cho if her parents accidently sneezed when they named her.
93. I will not say loudly so that Professor Snape can hear, "Whoever this Half-Blood Prince guy was, I'd like to meet him because he sounds really really HOT!"
94. I will not draw designs on my skin and say, "Look everyone, I've got a scar too!"
95. I will not raise my hand during Double Potions with Slytherins and tell Professor Snape that I appreciated him lending me his shoulder to cry on.
96. I will not call Ron, "Won-Won" because I know that it irks just about every female in Gryffindor.
97. I will not conjure a snake out of nowhere during a duel, because seriously that is the lamest spell ever.
98. I will not switch my essay with Hermione's just so I can say that I'm smart.
99. I will not rearrange the letters in my name to something evil sounding. On this note, I am also not to get a group of followers and call them something evil. Along with the above, I am not to get everyone similar tattoos.
100.Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "Phantom of the Opera
"Seems like we'll be stuck in this school for a while," Jonghyun confirmed everyone. No student knew where the Turkish Delights were hidden and they'll probably spend a few weeks looking for it.
As for the new school rules, everyone took their time listing down every single one.
"Oh, and just for the record in case you didn't know, Voldy is the bald-head dude with no nose, freaky teeth, bony hands, and is just plain ugly. He's the enemy," Harry informed them.
"Do you think he has the Turkish Delights?" Taemin asked.
"No one knows. I guess we'll just have to find out together," Ginny replied.
"For now, we better get back to our dormitories. It's late and classes start early tomorrow," Hermione said and led the new Gryffindors to the common room. The others went back to their respective houses.
Tomorrow, they were to attend classes.
Will magic prove disastrous for the Super Junior and SHINee members?
Terminology/ HP Dictionary (in case you haven't watched the movie or read the book):
muggle- non-magical people
Death Eaters- followers of Voldemort. generally, they're evil
dementor- foul creatures who suck the soul of the living via the "dementor's kiss"
parceltongue- language of snakes and serpents
dark mark- symbol of Voldemort and his Death eaters. Kinda like a tatoo on their arm
Gringotts- bank in the wizarding world