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WTF of the day

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Ok eu chiar am fost pusa in situatii dubioase, chiar azi...

1. Ies din casa frumusel, inchid usa si cobor scarile. Ma opreste o vecina.
Vecina : Alexandra, mama ta a nascut?
Eu : O.o mai are doua luni pana naste...
Vecina : Pai si? E baiat sau fata? Sa fie sanatos sau sanatoasa...
Eu : E fata. Multumesc.
Vecina : Pai nu tie ti-am spus ca mamei tale.
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2. Ajung in statie si astept (pe cineva) si vine o vecina.

Vecina : Cine o murit la voi? 22 Condoleante... Am vazut steagu' negru...
Eu : O__O da' nu o murit nimeni la noi... Intradevar o murit cineva, dar din blocu' vecin.
Vecina : Aaa, saraci...




3. Asta e de aseara.
Ora doi noaptea. Dormeam. Numa' aud ca suna telefonul. Raspund.
Eu : Alo? 37
Anonim : Ana?! Ana?! Hai acasa!
Eu : Nu e nici o Ana. Ati gresit numaru!
Anonim : Scuze.
-inchid-

Peste cinci minute, iar suna. Si a tot continuat. Am raspuns.

Eu : Nu-i nici o Ana aici!
Anonim : Ana hai acasa!
Eu : 14 da mai dute-n pisici si lasa-ma sa dorm. Nu e nici o Ana aici!
Anonim : Da puteai sa zici frumos ca am gresit numarul...

Da' fu*k.
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WTF of the day - de Lia - 15-05-2012, 10:33 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Daria - 16-05-2012, 10:01 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Lia - 18-05-2012, 02:34 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Lexxu - 22-05-2012, 04:05 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de kame. - 07-06-2012, 07:29 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de dopamine - 07-06-2012, 08:00 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Aly - 08-06-2012, 09:08 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Lia - 11-06-2012, 09:28 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Mykoto - 27-06-2012, 09:34 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de James Dean - 28-06-2012, 10:43 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Alicia - 03-07-2012, 06:25 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Lia - 07-07-2012, 11:53 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de yaoi maniac - 17-10-2012, 11:27 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Lia - 18-10-2012, 01:53 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Syryus - 12-11-2012, 09:44 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Azazel - 12-11-2012, 09:48 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Fata cu par de foc - 13-11-2012, 12:38 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Miss M - 13-11-2012, 09:47 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Lokke - 13-11-2012, 10:25 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Lia - 14-11-2012, 12:23 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de yaoi maniac - 26-11-2012, 11:16 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Miauti - 26-11-2012, 01:30 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Stormrage - 26-11-2012, 09:23 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Charlotte - 04-12-2012, 10:34 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Azazel - 04-12-2012, 11:36 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de FastBullet - 29-01-2013, 02:12 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Aly - 31-01-2013, 02:42 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Syryus - 08-03-2013, 04:09 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Syryus - 13-03-2013, 05:20 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Fiction - 20-03-2013, 01:48 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Infinite - 20-03-2013, 06:14 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Clau~ - 20-03-2013, 07:45 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Agrona - 22-03-2013, 01:12 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Alexya - 23-03-2013, 02:40 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Agrona - 24-03-2013, 02:35 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de yaoi maniac - 06-04-2013, 07:42 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Stormrage - 06-04-2013, 08:18 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Azazel - 06-04-2013, 09:01 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Clau~ - 08-04-2013, 01:50 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Ayrin Charles - 21-04-2013, 07:49 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Ich. - 24-04-2013, 11:29 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Ayrin Charles - 24-04-2013, 11:37 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de yaoi maniac - 25-04-2013, 09:58 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de HanniGram - 28-04-2013, 08:18 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Syryus - 05-05-2013, 12:17 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de HanniGram - 06-05-2013, 07:02 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de dotmatt - 08-05-2013, 10:09 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de yangfeng - 11-05-2013, 06:23 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Fear - 11-05-2013, 11:16 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Clau~ - 17-05-2013, 02:53 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Syryus - 21-06-2013, 05:45 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Faust - 22-06-2013, 03:18 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Stormrage - 27-08-2013, 09:27 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Lia - 27-08-2013, 11:33 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de Syryus - 20-09-2013, 09:47 AM
RE: WTF of the day - de Andy :3 - 20-09-2013, 11:42 PM
RE: WTF of the day - de yzyy - 23-04-2014, 11:06 AM


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