Simile creator

[Kimera]

You are retarded like a canadian proctologist with a brain tumor.

Neko-chan is more yaoistic than a break-dancing Jesus with a hairlip.

Neko-chan is more calm than an elderly high school dropout who stinks like burnt onions.

Mor de ras )

[Katsu]

You are more genius than an AIDS infected perfectionist with a hot sister.
Nico is as faggoty as a crazy puppy with a gang tattoo.
Oh, God, e genial.
Nico is as in love as a mentally retarded lesbian at the opera.

[Matt]

Vai.
Look here: You are romantic like an unemployed amputee with a leaky colostomy bag.

[Saravis]

You are more stupid than an one legged Martian with a god complex.

Extreeeeem

[dopamine]

You are as fun as a castrated leper looking for true love.


Yay, yay, I'm as funny as can be, no one can ever reach me

[Angelique]

You are as cool as an invalid HIV patient with two assholes.

Incercasem mai multe dar asta e tare

[Fata cu par de foc]

You are sexy like a kleptomaniac (insert favorite racial epiteth here) being gang raped.

Awww yeaaah.

[Rain]

Here I goooo! xDD
You are more tired than an out of shape serial killer looking for true love.

and... You are yaoi fan like a 70 year old communist picking their nose.
Really? omfg

[yaoi maniac]

Everything is as retarded as a glue sniffing hillbilly with low self-esteem.

Love you, Simile creator.

[Forever Young]

You are as genius as a blood-soaked transsexual with a misinfalted ego.
Jesus is gay like a cum guzzingly white supremacist on Yom Kippur.
Man are fucking like a syphillis infected vegetarian with alzheimers.

very funny