S*x, rape, kill, hug v2.

[Lia]

I'll hug you first because I haven't seen you in ages, I will sex you up cause it ain't called rape unless you don't agree with it, I will hug you again after, share my cigarettes with you, make you a nice salad and I won't kill you cause after all you're my friend

La la la la, candy?

[Agrona]

Aww.

I'd bear hug you because you're nice, adorable, smart, friendly and I really admire you and all the things you're doing. Also, ne stim de ceva ani si chiar daca n-am vorbit foarte mult nu trebuie sa fii geniu ca sa-ti dai seama ca esti o persoana super. *tight hug*

This thread is seems like fun so it would be a shame to let it die just like that.

[yaoi maniac]

I will hug you.
Esti de treaba si vorbareata (ma bucur ca nu-s singura). Nu cred ca ai nimic cu nimeni si nici nu cauti acul in carul cu fan, ceea ce e de admirat.
And if you want to have sex with me, it will be my pleasure to accept.

Acum sa vad cine o sa ma omoare, daca nu moare topic-ul pana atunci.

[Stormrage]

Kill of horse!
You serve your very lord Lucifer and blablabla and you tried to hit on my very husband stupid asshole Costin! And you hate cats as mush as I don't. Oh, and for the fact that you don't talk to me on skype
Meh, I would hug you, you're awesome, my very apprentice!
C'mon, kill me.

[yaoi maniac]

Thanks, thanks. Sorry for not talking with you, my fans love me more than I thought!
:Kizaru:

I will rape you first, because you are awesome and very cool.
I will hug your raped body because I can.
I will sex your whole mind while I will kill you with a knife.
This is my love for you, dear Storm.

Post-script: I love when you kill me so hard. I feel alive!
LUCIFER IS PROUD OF YOU!
:Kizaru:

/edit @Costin, you replied too late.
AND I DIDN'T TRIED ANYTHING! YOU BASTARD! YOU LIAR! Stop with this shit! If I wanted you, I would have raped you in your sleep.

[Costin]

[Zyklon]

First, i will rape you. Apoi, another rape. Si inca un rape! Because you are my biatch and i hate you. What can I say?
Bineinteles, nu stiu daca ar fi intr-adevar posibil. Tie iti cam plac lucrurile neortodoxe Ce sa faci cu cei ca tine.
Apoi, te-as omori. Because i love you <3 Si cadavrul tau, incinerat si taiat pe aici pe colo l-as imbratisa, ca sa nu zici ca sunt o persoana rea.
Si yaoi maniac, nu uita. SATAN LOVES US. We are Satan's children!

Psycho XD

[HanniGram]

Hmmmm...Un hug foarte dragut, care va incepe sa devina din ce in ce mai sufocant (manevra de boa), urmat de o tarare fortata-daca nu ai lesinat deja, incheiata cu un bondage tip pod (extrem de complicat).
Dupa ce o sa ma delectez cu asta...hmmm...sex nu prea pot si nici rape, fiindca sunt romantica incurabila.
Si la sfarsit un kill prin injunghiere, pentru a ma delecta cum sangele tau tasneste din gatlejul tau frumos, ca apa dintr-o fantana, fara ca tu sa poti face ceva.

[Agrona]

Oh honey, oh honey! Imma rape you first of all si-o sa-l invit si pe bunul nostru prieten Barrowman sa ni se alature, pentru ca atunci ar deveni totul mai palpitant. Hm, but then you'd enjoy it and it wouldn't be called rape anymore... meh, just pretend you don't like it and everything's gonna be just fine. m/ I'll give you a hug afterwards 'cause you were a good girl and 'cause I like you. xD

Random perverted non-pervert out! *moonwalks her way out*

[Stormrage]

Hug of horse! And I'll please my husband's friend, to give ya' a niggalin hug!
And then I'll kill you and call to take your body in the caves of old australia where you'll meet Thor and he'll take your soul to Odin like nothing happend. You'll have a happy life with Loki and your 4 children. Long live Agrona then