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[saint]

Beijing arrived on "proiectul 667".


mda, pentru ca e prea ciudat

[Syryus]

„Dacă la 25 de ani nu eşti maritată, o să ai toate motivele să-ţi fie ruşine”, „ dacă rîzi, eşti lipsită de cuviinţă”, „dacă fata ta exprimă vreun sentiment, eşti vulgară”, „dacă mentionezi existenta vreunui fir de par pe corpul tau, eşti obscenă”, „dacă un baiat te sarută pe obraz în public, eşti o curvă”, „dacă manînci cu poftă, eşti o scroafă”, „dacă îţi place să dormi, eşti o vacă” etc.


dintr-o carte.

[Lokke]

The monkey didn’t help matters any. He was sitting on top of the van, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face appeared so serene, so intelligent, as if he truly understood the situation. I almost wanted him to turn to me and say, “This is the turning point of the war! We’ve finally stopped them! We’re finally safe!”. But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face.

[Lia]

“Dunno,” said the monarchical expert slowly. “I mean, your actual dragon, it’s got these, basically, two sort of ways of negotiation. Hasn’t it? I mean, it’s either roasting you alive, or it isn’t. Correct me if I’m wrong,” he added. “That’s my point. I mean, let’s say the ambassador from Klatch comes along, you know how arrogant that lot are, suppose he says: we want this, we want that, we want the other thing. Well,” he said, beaming at them, “what we say is, shut your face unless you want to go home in a jar.” They tried out this idea for mental fit. It had that certain something.

[Aly]

"The company requested entry into insolvency proceedings in December 2011"



LOL, that's... something. LOL.

[Daria v2]

Sotia se intoarce de la shopping si-i spune sotului:
-Am doua vesti pentru tine. Cea proasta: am cheltuit toti banii. Cea buna: te iubesc asa sarac cum esti!



- hahaha

[Stormrage]

"There's nothing worse than a red-eye flight.
Well, all right, that's wildly untrue. There are lots of things worse than red-eye flights. There are starving
children in Africa, hate crimes and Austin Powers's teeth. That's just off the top of my head."

[Syryus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IrXIPibnbY

[Skywalker]

-Nu era mai bine daca o alegeai pe Cenusareasa?
-Daca iti mai bati joc de mine ii pun pe Guildenstern si pe Rosencrantz pe tine!
-Ma scuzati, domnisorul printisor al Danemarcei…

^ Ok... Arata ca o chestie normala, daca inchid un ochi, si pe celalalt, si inchid site-ul si ma intorc cu spatele. Merge...

[Lia]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=139282139417407

I don't remember what this is, prolly from two days ago or something...