04-05-2012, 05:30 PM
Este pretty cool acest generator. 
Buna treaba, Lia, si multumim ca l-ai impartasit cu noi.
May 4, 2012
To Whomever Found My Body;
Mom, if that's you reading this: I was actually murdered, my corpse was desecrated by those "damn, dirty, faggot-jew-muslim-hippie gypsies" you always warned us as kids about, they made me write this note to cover up their horrible, heinous crime and you should stop reading now.
If you're reading this and you're not my mother, then most likely I am hanging by a noose from the rafters with a smile on my face, a zucchini up my ass and covered in a wad of jiz and nacho cheese.
Damn it, I wish I wouldn't have kicked the chair so far or tied the noose so tight. Maybe I should have just sprung for a whore. San** Andreea, you cheap, dumb dead bastard.
Oh well, at least I died doing something I loved: Asphyxiating myself while watching Blue's Clues.
I knew I should have had a spotter.
San** Andreea
P.S. You fucking cremate me and I'm going poltergeist on your ass.
(** sunt pentru ca nu vreau sa mi se vada numele, nu e de la generator)
Oh, my mother. *lovely*
Buna treaba, Lia, si multumim ca l-ai impartasit cu noi.May 4, 2012
To Whomever Found My Body;
Mom, if that's you reading this: I was actually murdered, my corpse was desecrated by those "damn, dirty, faggot-jew-muslim-hippie gypsies" you always warned us as kids about, they made me write this note to cover up their horrible, heinous crime and you should stop reading now.
If you're reading this and you're not my mother, then most likely I am hanging by a noose from the rafters with a smile on my face, a zucchini up my ass and covered in a wad of jiz and nacho cheese.
Damn it, I wish I wouldn't have kicked the chair so far or tied the noose so tight. Maybe I should have just sprung for a whore. San** Andreea, you cheap, dumb dead bastard.
Oh well, at least I died doing something I loved: Asphyxiating myself while watching Blue's Clues.
I knew I should have had a spotter.
San** Andreea
P.S. You fucking cremate me and I'm going poltergeist on your ass.
(** sunt pentru ca nu vreau sa mi se vada numele, nu e de la generator
)Oh, my mother. *lovely*
"Forgive you? Why? It's not like I'm mad or anything. You were the one who got angry; just like you said, I was being too nosy. I've always been like that, not knowing my boundaries. I'm the type who'll water a plant til it drowns."
- Yokozawa Takafumi no Baai, vol. 2