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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Christopher Moore

Josh: "Where do you think this guy is leading us? "
Biff: "Probably somewhere where he can murder and kill us."
Josh: "Yeah, at least one of those."

"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."

Josh: "John's followers will be like babes in the wilderness."
Nathanial: "Thirsty? "
Peter: "Hungry? "
Thomas: "Horny? "
Biff: "No you dumb fucks! Lost! They’ll be lost! Geez…"

"I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off."