Ce le-ai spune daca te-ai intalni cu ei ?

[YamaMina]

For Jiraiya:
"Oh holly pervertness!!!!!! Please teach me your ways! I promise I'll learn everything like a good pupil...and do my homework...and improve it on Gaara ^_^...and rape all the shnitzels I can find!!!"
And he'll says smth like:
"First lesson: jos textila!!!!!!!"

For Choji:
"Yo ma balll! Was'up! How's the food? Listen I've found out the secret recepy of the most delicious chips in the world. It's like this: two shnitzels, one lap dance, one striptease, a couple of rapes and some bush(no...not the ex-president!)...but it will only work if u give me your chips and then go find Shikamaru and Ino, to help you"
and Choji will say:
"Chōdan Bakugeki!!!!"
Me: X_X

Next: Zetsu^_^