Llamas vs Unicorns: Character creation

[tzahranul]

Name:pet rock
Gender:rocks don't have genders, silly
Age (under 10000):age is irelephant. rock is forever
Race (llama/unicorn):regardless of choice, we are all made of mother star rock dust
Planet (whatever you want, is all your choice):in the beginning there was nothing
Fur colour:ew, get that off of me;rocks hate fur
Horn colour (just for unicorns):there might be some prehistoric horns in me. huhuh, horny, geddit. but I am not certain of the color
Religion (christian/ catholic/ ipu etc.)astafarian
Powers:rolls down the river
Good/bad habits:sometimes stops rolling and what's a rock without a roll
Story:I was primordial rock. And as primordial rock I of exploded. And then I divided. And then offspring little rocks thought they could outsmart me. Maybe! Maybe; but I have yet to see one to outsmart physics.
Meaning of life (optional):continuity