24-09-2012, 07:13 PM
Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: to show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate Mount Rushmore. This will all be done from a ancient tomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the End of All Things. Your name shall become synonymous with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their god.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: to show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate Mount Rushmore. This will all be done from a ancient tomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the End of All Things. Your name shall become synonymous with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their god.