Letter to Santa Generator

[Matt]

Well pe langa faptul ca am murit de ras cand am creat-o, sper s aradeti si voi:


Dear Santa Claus,

This year, I have been a very good little boy. I have not lied, and I have always helped my brother with their pyramid schemes. And I always say thank you, which makes me nice, and so I deserve lots of love this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring perfume. For my daddy, please bring a new money clip. For my big brother, please bring a soccer ball. For my doggy, please bring a chew toy. Oh – and for my case worker, please bring some fruit cake.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Scooby Doo action figures, and front row tickets to Eminem – plus backstage passes so I can get autographs! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my pool. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!

Anyway, I hope you like the cookies I left out for you.

Sincerely,

Matt

PS: Please say Merry Christmas to Rudolph.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember nesimtitu din clasa? He has been a really selfish dork all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put sticks in their stocking. Thanks!