20-05-2012, 02:13 PM
Dear Satan Claus – Devourer of Children’s Souls,
This year, I have been a very manipulative little girl. I have sometimes murdered, and I have always helped my mommy with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of blank checks this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring earrings. For my daddy, please bring a new money clip. For my big brother, please bring fingernail polish. For my doggy, please bring breath mints. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some fruit cake.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Harry Potter breakfast cereal, and front row tickets to Eminem – plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my pool. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the pudding I left out for you.
Yours,
S
PS: Please say hi to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Ade? She has been a really selfish cry-baby all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put homework in their stocking. Thanks!
This year, I have been a very manipulative little girl. I have sometimes murdered, and I have always helped my mommy with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of blank checks this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring earrings. For my daddy, please bring a new money clip. For my big brother, please bring fingernail polish. For my doggy, please bring breath mints. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some fruit cake.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Harry Potter breakfast cereal, and front row tickets to Eminem – plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my pool. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the pudding I left out for you.
Yours,
S
PS: Please say hi to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Ade? She has been a really selfish cry-baby all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put homework in their stocking. Thanks!
Muahaha, geniala chestia asta
