20-05-2012, 11:47 AM
Dear Santa Claus,
This year, I have been a very passive aggressive little girl. I have compulsively lied, and I have often helped my mommy with their chores. And I always say thank you, which makes me polite, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring earrings. For my daddy, please bring a new money clip. For my big brother, please bring Barbie. For my doggy, please bring a chew toy. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some coupons.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Scooby Doo breakfast cereal, and front row tickets to Eminem – plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the cake I left out for you.
Sincerely,
Aggie, the cutest
PS: Please say hi to Rudolph.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Georgiana? She has been a really naughty cry-baby all year long and deserves 2ne1's new album. So please don’t forget to put that in their stocking. Thanks!
This year, I have been a very passive aggressive little girl. I have compulsively lied, and I have often helped my mommy with their chores. And I always say thank you, which makes me polite, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring earrings. For my daddy, please bring a new money clip. For my big brother, please bring Barbie. For my doggy, please bring a chew toy. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some coupons.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Scooby Doo breakfast cereal, and front row tickets to Eminem – plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the cake I left out for you.
Sincerely,
Aggie, the cutest
PS: Please say hi to Rudolph.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Georgiana? She has been a really naughty cry-baby all year long and deserves 2ne1's new album. So please don’t forget to put that in their stocking. Thanks!
I believe he already likes me. :3
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[font=times new roman]You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.
[font=times new roman]You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.