Favorite Death Note Quotes

[Dragonz Eyez]

L “I just can’t sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%.”
“Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.”
“If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.”

Ryuk “Sorry, But… believe it or not I’m a male too…and you make me blush”

Misa: Even if Light and I want to be alone you'll be there!?
L: Yes, I suppose I will...
Misa: You pervert!

*Misa kisses L on the cheeck*
L:*talking to Misa*......you know i could fall for you^^
Misa: Please don't^^

Light -"Did you know, L? Shinigami only eat apples"

L: Light, you've been staring at me for a few minutes now, are you mad that I'm the only one eating cake?

L:*perversely staring at Misa* Yagami-kun... I'm very jealous.
Misa:*gasp* Someone's just touched my bum!
L:*moving about* What a cheek! To take advantage of all this confusion to do something like that! I'll find the culprit!

L: In case I die, your son is Kira.

L:I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret O.K?

Near:You said she’s smart, but it only means she got high marks, and she’s actually a stupid woman

Matt:“Alright, time to put up another smoke screen."

Ok...cred ca am exagerat...