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[HanniGram]

Nu m-am putut abtine
Denis is inteligent like a satan-worshipping whore eating ear wax.
you are as horny as a zit-covered athiest being gang raped.
you are as dangerous as a 18th century Scientologist with explosive diarrhea.
*ras crizat*
) Nu este nimeni ca mine~

[Sushiiushii]

You are funner than a skanky male prostitute at the junior prom.

Thank you. Sunt mandr? de ce sunt!

[DeDal N.]

You are as erotic as a clinically depressed transsexual with a glass eye.

...dang it.

[cartof]

You are divine like an urine-soaked athiest doing the hokey pokey.

Nici m?car nu ?tiu ce am f?cut. ???