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[Sloth]

Now this is good topic. And I laughed my brains out.
now, from gintama:
~Pirate Guard: Look, we don't need guys like you.
Zura: How rude.
Gin: We want to be pirates, too! Take us with you. Right, Zura?
Zura: It's not Zura, it's Captain Katsura.
Gin: We're mischievous guys who've dreamt of becoming pirates ever since we were little. We're looking for the secret treasure called "One Park." Right, Zura?
Zura: It's not Zura, it's Captain Katsura.
Pirate Guard: Whatever. Look for it yourselves.
Gin: Don't say that. Look, my hand's a hook. I can only be a pirate or a coat-hanger now.<<gin should rather be a coat hanger, in my opinion>>
~Zura ja naaaai, Katsura daaa!!!!<<every single episode in which zura appears, he says this.>> Or, at the end of the pirate episode, he said: "Zura ja nai, Captain Katsura da-ttebayo!!!
~Shimura: "Herpes, herpes meeee!"
~Hijikata: "i am not afraid..i am just looking for the entrance of the kingdom of mayonnaise"
Hijitaka: I don't think you are supposed to smoke during class
Gin: This isn't a cigarette. It's just a lollipop.
Hijitaka: Lollipops don't make any smoke.
Gin: No, that's just 'cause it's so lollilollilollilollilollied that it smokes(pulls out a lollipop)

from fruits basket:
Yuki: Stupid cat!
Kyo: What did you say, you damn rat?
Yuki: Stu-pid cat!
Kyo: Alright, rat boy! We're taking this outside!
Yuki: We're already outside, you stupid cat.

trigun:
Ed: "I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think." <<neither do I, Ed, neither do I>>

fate/stay night
the main male character*brain storceala*whatever his name is: "People die if they are killed"-oh, rili?!
gto*ahem*
~When Kanzaki put a snake into his pants and... it bit his *****...
onizuka: someone suck the poison out I'm going to die fuyutsuki-chan I beg you suck it out quickly
fuyutsuki: I definitely don't want to
onizuka: fuyutsuki-chan!!!

DN
Misa: "I couldn't live without Light
L: "I know, it would be dark"

Time out!