Epic conversations

[Dufresne]

@Snow: Ah, poor you.

You: GAY ALERT HERE! Wanna play? : >
Stranger:LOL
Stranger: nah mate.
Stranger: straight as a ruler me
Stranger: Good luck!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 15 year old guy looking for a girl of similar age 16+ for cyber
You: f
You: 15
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: U horny
You: I'm horny Oh, you have no idea. *pervy look*
You: Have you ever had sex with a screen name?
Stranger: Nope
You: Wanna try? :.>
Stranger: Ok
You: I'l be gentle
You: look
You have disconnected.

Nu'i chiar.. funny, but I was so damn bored.

Edit. And a littel chat with God.

Me: Hello
God:Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:Boobs, It's a nice one, don't you think?
God:Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me: Who's German Alice?
God:Is that one of your friends?
Interesting question.
Me: My friends? No, man, I don;t know hem.
God:Tell me more about your friends. Are you serious? Cool, man. Would you like to know? Vous dites?
Me:You're a shitty program. Did you new that?
God:There's no doubt I could improve. No I didn't new that. What's it like?
Me:To be shitty? you tell me.
God:Are you shitty ? What do you want me to tell you?
Me:Ah, God, you really do suck.
God:So you understand. Good. Really? No I do not suck.
Me:Are you sure?
God:I am as sure as I can be.
Me:How sure can you be?
God:I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
Me: 'kay, then I can ask you something?
God:Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:So no.. eh. Good bye God.
God:That's alright. You must be American. Are you Canadian? Bye bye.
Me: I hate you dude!~
God:Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:You're crazy. No, we don't!

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