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[Chlo]

Piranhas-Harold Robbins

[...]Dar nici unul dintre noi nu l-a prins inainte ca el sa-si goleasca arma in sicriu; dupa a ramas acolo strigand: "O singura moarte nu-i de ajuns pentru tradatori.

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-Nu doriti sa-l ducem inapoi si sa-l curatam? a intrebat unul dintre ei.
-Nu,i-am raspuns. Ne ducem direct la cimitir.
-Dar arata cumplit, a protestat el.
-Nu mai conteaza, acum, am spus. Sunt sigura ca Dumnezeu va recunoaste figura.

My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands-Chelsea Handler

"At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer."

"My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for."

"Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it's all you can do to take a breath? It's a pain you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy; you wouldn't want to pass it on to anyone else for fear he or she might not be able to bear it. It's the pain of being betrayed by a person with whom you've fallen in love. It's not as serious as death, but it feels a whole lot like it, and as I've come to learn, pain is pain any way you slice it."

"He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better."