Letter to Santa Generator

[Alistar]

Dear Santa Claus,

This year, I have been a very manipulative little girl. I have sometimes cheated, and I have always helped my mommy with their homework. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring earrings. For my daddy, please bring a new money clip. For my big brother, please bring Barbie. For my doggy, please bring breath mints. Oh � and for my baby sitter, please bring some coupons.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Scooby Doo toilet paper, and front row tickets to Eminem � plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please don�t forget to bring my jet-ski. But if you can�t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!

Anyway, I hope you like the cognac I left out for you.

Sincerely,

Alistar

PS: Please say hello to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember my friend? She has been a really selfish cry-baby all year long and doesn�t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don�t forget to put homework in their stocking. Thanks!