20-05-2012, 01:38 PM
Dear Pagan Troll,
This year, I have been a very materialistic little advertising tampon. I have compulsively murdered, and I have never helped my mommys special friend with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of love this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring daddys testicles in a vise. For my daddy, please bring a new topaz-studded ass plug. For my big brother, please bring Barbie. For my doggy, please bring a homeopathic heartworm remedy. Oh and for my mail man, please bring some fruit cake.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Scooby Doo videos, and front row tickets to Eminem plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please dont forget to bring my pool. But if you cant, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the eight-ball I left out for you.
Love,
Azazel
PS: Please say Merry Christmas to the baby Jesus.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Bitch? She has been a really perverted cry-baby all year long and doesnt deserve any Christmas presents. So please dont forget to put dog shit in their stocking. Thanks!
This year, I have been a very materialistic little advertising tampon. I have compulsively murdered, and I have never helped my mommys special friend with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of love this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring daddys testicles in a vise. For my daddy, please bring a new topaz-studded ass plug. For my big brother, please bring Barbie. For my doggy, please bring a homeopathic heartworm remedy. Oh and for my mail man, please bring some fruit cake.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Scooby Doo videos, and front row tickets to Eminem plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please dont forget to bring my pool. But if you cant, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the eight-ball I left out for you.
Love,
Azazel
PS: Please say Merry Christmas to the baby Jesus.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Bitch? She has been a really perverted cry-baby all year long and doesnt deserve any Christmas presents. So please dont forget to put dog shit in their stocking. Thanks!
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