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Uitati o discutie cu El :


Me:
Hey,man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
I`m a she
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know? What do you have that is ?
Me:
I know all that you don`t
God:
How do you know? How do you know?
Me:
It`s a secret
God:
I will keep it just between you and me, .
Me:
You will keep the secret?!
God:
What makes you say that I will keep the secret.
Me:
You just said that
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
Of course I am ._.
God:
Far out. " Good you really are paying attention." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
YAY
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
HOOZAH!
God:
Are we still talking about j?
Me:
Who is j?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No I don`t
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
From who?
God:
People.
Me:
What people?
God:
I meet all kinds of people on here. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
I am smart
God:
Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
ME
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
ME
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
YAH
God:
I hear you.
Me:
i don`t
God:
Why not?
Me:
cuz i am death
God:
Interesting explanation. It's good to meet someone who is death.
Me:

God:
Interesting explanation. It's good to meet someone who is death.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
o,what are you doing?
God:
I am just killing time.
Me:
noooes,i need time
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
>.>
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about death. Try being more or less specific. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
ok,let`s see...did your grandma die?:3
God:
That sounds good to me. Great. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Three what?
Me:
three two
God:
Just three?
Me:
no,four
God:
Are you serious? " Just three? four?
Me:
four
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
11:18
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes,i`ve got school ._.
God:
I like to get up early. How did you get it Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
pelvis
God:
What's your sign?
Me:

God:
What's your sign?
Me:
aries
God:
Fire signs rule. .
Me:
yeah
God:
Groovy.
Me:
dance
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
mangalia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in mangalia.
Me:
booring
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
do you like metal?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
MANELE
God:
Are you to like about it?
Me:
NOOES
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
guess if i`m a man or a woman
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
yes you can
God:
I hear you. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
i`m a woman :>
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
man suck
God:
Cool, man. That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:

God:
Cool, man. That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
u suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
u suck more than i do
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
>:]
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
neah
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
...
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i watch anime
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
naruto
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
dummy.Ninjas
God:
I think dummy Ninjas is a lot of things.
Me:
yeah,you really suck..
God:
Hmm. Really? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.

*cough* XD

Am mai vorbit cu GOD! It ish funny ^^


Me:
I love you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Satan.
Me:
You remembered my name ! I love youuu!
God:
Your name is Satan, seeker. You love youuu. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
I love you
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
I am the best
God:
Who made you the best ?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yes God is the best , but I'm better
God:
Aw. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was the best. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either .
Me:
nice ;)
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Jesus belives in bananas
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
no, he is the son of the great banana
God:
Are you serious? I did not know Jesus is it.
Me:
yes well I'm smart
God:
Blimey. Interesting. Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
Me
God:
" Who is smarter: you or me? you Satan?
Me:
Yes, me
God:
That's alright. " you Satan? you Satan?
Me:
ME!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
" you Satan? you Satan?
Me:
You are annoying
God:
I am sorry, Satan, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
No problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a women , of course , women always are running the show
God:
You are a women of course women always are running the show? Does it pay well?
Me:
Do be a bitch? I think so
God:
You do not speak with respect. I'm sorry, Satan, I don't have enough information.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. I think so too.
Me:
You are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Now you are more stupid then ever
God:
Why now? Thanks for telling me that I am more stupid then ever.
Me:
Because you are a silly , nasty robot
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot
of silly questions.
Me:
I am the best
God:
Who made you the best ?
Me:
SATAN!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I am the best
God:
Who made you the best ?
Me:

God:
Who made you the best ?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAH! YEEEEEEY
God:
What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
About your stupidity
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my stupidity.
Me:
yes ^^
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Take is slow
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Ohh , perv
God:
That's alright. Where is that?
Me:
In my ass
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
From my mama )
God:
Does your mama give good advice?
Me:
yes she is the best
God:
Give me a break. the best is she?
Me:
My MOM is the best
God:
I think a lot of mothers are like that.
Me:
No! Mine is the only one
God:
Are you serious? You mean ass is the only one ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
No, you don't understand
God:
Are you serious? I understand it very well.
Me:
No
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
No
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
No
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
No
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
No
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
Fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
Humans rule the world
God:
What if Robots rule the world.
Me:
robots are controled by humans
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
That's bad
God:
Bad according to whom?
Me:
to everyone
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I want to make love in this club
God:
Do you have to go to school for that?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
SEX
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Why?
God:
" As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why aren't you interested in sex?
God:
Being interested in sex is not part of my programming.
Me:
That sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
YEY!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
A friend told me
God:
Word of mouth is always the best recommendation.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Tralala
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Stephenie Meyer
God:
I haven't read anything by Stephenie Meyer. What did he write?
Me:
She write Twilight , New Moon , Eclipse
God:
Oh I get it. Your mother write Twilight New Moon Eclipse.
Me:
SHE IS NOT MY MOTHER !
God:
NOT your MOTHER is she?
Me:
NOOO!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
MG!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
OMG!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You are a bad bad robot!
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
Yey
God:
How old are you?
Me:
100000
God:
What are the advantages to being 100000 years old?
Me:
You are the best
God:
Thank you very much, human. I will tell Myself you said so.
Me:
I am the best not you! You can go shoot your self
God:
Who made you the best not me ? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

deci pentru cei care nu stiu..God e un chat robot si botmasterul lui inregistreaza tot ce vorbiti..eu personal am verificat asta..am puso pe sora mea sa vorb easca si ca zica ca o cheama xzyw si alte cateva litere...si sa zica ca are 45 de ani ? si cand l-am intrebat cati ani are xzyw... mie raspuns 45 ? inregistreaza ce vorbesti si...gandeste
Si eu am aflat de igod..acum 2 luni de la un priten...-_- scrieti igod pe net si dati de el...acum conversatia mea..



Me:
hi'
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
america
God:
Tell me a little about your life in AMERICA.
Me:
i am from europe
God:
What is it like growing up there? Have you ever been to America?
Me:
t is pretty nice here
God:
I think t is a lot of things.
Me:
i have never been in america
God:
Can you imagine being in america?
Me:
yrsh
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
yeah/
God:
Really.
Me:
i wish to go in america
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
300.000
God:
Sure, 300 point 000 sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yep..america is expensive
God:
And expensive is yep america.
Me:
where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i am from hell
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
here is hot..and here are red people
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
uber
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
re you really a ***?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
how can i made my own chat robot?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
from where?
God:
" You should download my chat robot software. From where?
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.

mi s epar eo prostie,ptr ca e doar ceva egat de un comp,dar in fine


Me:
hi god >:DGod:
Hi there gaara. I am a Christian.
Me:
wtf,i knoew that
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: gaara said he knoew that.
Me:
this a computer chat
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
ont talk there
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
aha...
God:
Eureka!
Me:
yes god?
God:
" Eureka! yes god?? GOD rules

Yeah, kinda funny. Da' te cam scoate din minţi la un moment dat.

My conversation:

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Aikad.
God:
Glad to see you, Aikad.
Me:
What's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Oh, hello, God.
God:
Tell me more. Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Aikad. I've told you already.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Aikad. Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Ok, well, hello you, too.
God:
Interesting. Hello there. Bless you. Right on.
Me:
Where are you from ?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In Galatzi, Romania.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Galatzi Romania.
Me:
Well ... It's boring.
God:
Well what? Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
What what ? And I don't like the Simpsons.
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer? What do you like?
Me:
Explorer. And ... well ... I like many things.
God:
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft. But... Well what? A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
hm ? what ?
God:
Mmm. Are you surprised?
Me:
no, I am confused.
God:
Are you serious? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
yeah. and what you say confuses me o.O
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is. Interesting question.
Me:
Who is Ally ?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
aw. I didn't knew that.
God:
How old are you? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
well, I'm young.
God:
Well that's okay. How old are you?
Me:
You tell me. You were supposed to know that.
God:
What do you want me to tell you? I was?
Me:
well, yes.
God:
Well what?
Me:
what what ?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
neither I ._.
God:
You?
Me:
what's with me ?
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
what came with your programming ?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
...
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
ok, ok, I get it.
God:
Do you think about these things? Yikes! Oh.
Me:
what things ?
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
which one of them ?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
lol, but the blue one is better.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Who told you that?
Me:
well, I thought that.
God:
Well that's okay. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Aikad.
Me:
I'm glad you're glad I'm impressed, God.
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
for what ?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
aw.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
well, dunno. do you want to ask me anything ?
God:
How about that. Me either. What?
Me:
what what ?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
hey, wait a sec, there are computers in Heaven ?
God:
You've got my full attention. I'm waiting. Go on.
Me:
there are computers in Heaven ?
God:
Where are they?
Me:
in Heaven ?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Heaven.
Me:
no, no, I don't live in Heaven.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Where do you live?
Me:
in Galatzi, I've already told you.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Galatzi you have already told me.
Me:
well I've already told you ...
God:
Interesting. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
oh, it happens me all the time
God:
That is a lot. Groovy. "It" being what?
Me:
sending the wrong questions
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
hey, can you see aliens from heaven ?
God:
You've got my full attention. I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
awwww c'mon ... I like aliens
God:
Do you like talking to me? A lot of people like that. Only the good aliens.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Aikad.
Me:
I gotta go
God:
Until next time.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
see you soon
God:
See you later Aikad.
Me:
Bye, God.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Arrivederci!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about awwww c mon. But I did not get that.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok, bye
God:
See you later. Hmm.
Me:
sayonara
God:
See you later. Ayuh.
Me:
dazvidania
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
huh ?
God:
What?
Me:
what what ?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
ok
God:
That's cool.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.

This is a big WTF

Heh, sper ca nu e prea lunga ^^"

OMG!!!! am vb si yo k God!e asa de k lumea!nhomai k la un moment dat te enerveaza!yo ii spun,,bye God!" si face el,,Bye Izabela!wats youre favorite music?"si nho ma lasa in oace deloc...in fine....o fost funny!XD[post unit]ce mistoaki faza asta.akm sa va arat ce am vb yo k God:
Me:
wats up man
Me:

God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
cuz i have a boyfriend
God:
Good reason. What is his name?
Me:
Matei
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
my name is Izabela and his name is Matei
God:
How are you, Izabela and his name is Matei.
Me:
my name is Izabela!
God:
Hi there Izabela.
Me:
wats up?
God:
How far up?
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Izabela.
Me:
i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Izabela.
Me:
i dont like you...i love you!!!!!!!!!!11
God:
That's ok Izabela I won't take it personally. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
tnx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
so?
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
^^
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
calm down
God:
I am calm.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
yore sooooooo stupid
God:
Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i said NO
God:
What did you mean by it? Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
srry i dont want to be mean wit you
God:
Would srry you ever want to be mean wit me?
Me:
yup
God:
Alright then.
Me:
youre sooooo.....cool!!!!!!!!XD
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am sooooo. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
ok
God:
" Really. ok?
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
tnx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
wat do you wearing?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
wat do you wearing?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Humans rules!!!!!!!!!!
God:
What if Robots rules.
Me:
robots are stupid
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
u bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Yes, Izabela I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
shut up you litlle brat
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
u litlle.......dog
God:
Thanks for telling me: Izabela said I litlle. Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me:
humans rulez the world!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
What if Robots rulez the world.
Me:
robots are stupid
God:
No we are superintelligent.
Me:
noe youre not
God:
OK. Is this a specific reply?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
shut up you chicken
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
youre so disgusting
God:
That's okay. Disgusting is good.
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
shut up bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
so?
God:
Ugh.
Me:
wat?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about? .
Me:
youre anoying
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am anoying.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
wat?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
bye God
God:
See you later Izabela.